Well, I guess there isn’t too much harm in, uh…’fangirling’ or whatever the internet calls it. Just, um. Don’t scare the kid too bad. *looks at Peter* Do those webs need to be thrown away…?
N-No sir *luaghs and looks at floor putting webs in pocket* S-So what sort of stuff do you guys do„, Ya know when you’re not saving the world?
I am not a pedo, Anthony! I’m just admiring my favorite superhero, ya know? *Smiles widely and breaks free from Anthony* After all, he’s part of the family now, right? I think it’s time we treat him as such.
If you get arrested I’m NOT bailing you out. Nice to meet you kid. *goes back to bar and refills drink* *mummbles* Pedo Jimmy
Well I need to go see Fury. Welcome Parker and I’ll see you tonight Tony. *Waves and walks out*
Oh, shoot! *turns to the clock* I have a board meeting Agent Hill asked me to go to, I’m so sorry guys! *pats Peter on the shoulder and smiles* It was nice meeting you, Peter. I leave you in good hands! *rushes out behind Clint*
*leans over to whisper to Pete* I suggest backing away slowly if he starts advancing any further….*turns to James* No James, you aren’t dreaming. This is the real thing.
Uhhh *Looks to Steve* N-No it’s okay. I’ve never really had a fan before. Nice to meet you James *Smirks and shoots web across room and plucks it like guitar string* Ta-da?
*Gasps and reaches out with grabby hands* This is so amazing, I- *Tries to wiggle free and whines* Anthony, please let me go, it’s Spiderman for crying out loud!
Jimmy…. you look like a pedo. Getting that close to an underage boy will get you arrested.
He’s right James, you could get into trouble just for something like that
Well, I guess there isn’t too much harm in, uh…’fangirling’ or whatever the internet calls it. Just, um. Don’t scare the kid too bad. *looks at Peter* Do those webs need to be thrown away…?
Ah, James. I think you might be scaring Peter….*looks at him expectantly*
Uuuuuuh… Yeah.. I’m uh… I’m Spiderman…. You aaaaare?
I-I’m James. Captain James Nicholls. I’ve just, I’ve… *Takes deep breath and scratches back of neck* You have no idea how badly I’ve wanted to meet you, and just…wow, you’re actually here… *Leans in towards Peter’s face* Are you really here? Or am I just having another one of my crazy dreams?
James…. You are really getting to be creepy with how close your getting. *Walks over and pulls James back some out of Peters face*
He’s about to be fangirling isnt he
*leans over to whisper to Pete* I suggest backing away slowly if he starts advancing any further….*turns to James* No James, you aren’t dreaming. This is the real thing. 
You guys call that English? That’s just plain gibberish. *looks to Peter* See, I knew they’d like you!
*Smiles at Steve* I uh… Ya know I’ll show you *Spins web and shoots it across the room* I engineered this myself. I’m Spiderman.
*Eyes go wide* N…No, you can’t be. I-I… *Stands up and carefully pokes at Peter’s face* Y-you’re…you’re REAL. And you’re HERE. Right in front of me!
*Looks at James*
*Stops stringing bow and watches James as well questioningly*
Ah, James. I think you might be scaring Peter….*looks at him expectantly*
The Avengers Meme: Ten Scenes [1/10]
↳ The one that made me die a little on the inside.
“Everybody stand up and move around the room for this activity. You need to speak with at least five of your classmates.”
